The Bored Sporc Rowboat Society
BSRS is a collection of 1,337 Bored Sporc NFTs — unique digital collectibles living on the Ethereum blockchain. Your Bored Sporc doubles as your Rowboat Society membership card, and grants access to use our clubhouse* (where you can buy over-priced ale and hang out with like-minded Crypto-Sporcs to talk about DeFi and flash loans and other things no one really understands). Belly up to the bar and HODL till you can't HODL no more. Borrow our awesome but leaky communal rowboat and head out to sea. Who knows? You might catch a fish or two before your whole portfolio gets rekt.
Each Bored Sporc is unique and programmatically generated from a bunch of possible traits, including expression, headwear, clothing, tattoos, scars, piercings, and more. All the Sporcs are dope, but some are doper than others.
The Sporcs are stored as ERC-721 tokens on the Ethereum blockchain. We're currently in pre-sale mode, where only our pals and other special folks are allowed to purchase (at a huge discount!). That way, when we finally go public we can all sell ours at a greatly inflated price (due to all of the FOMO we plan to generate by getting celebrities and infulencers like the Kardashians to tell everyone that they need to own one) Dude! We're going to make bank and be SO totally rich.
You need a Bored Sporc — 'cause we need to get rich without workin'...
*This is an artist's rendering of the clubhouse we're considering building if we end up, like, rollin' in it after this NFT thing takes off. This does not represent the actual clubhouse which right now is kinda just, like, the bottom level of my parent's cave. I moved home about ten years ago, after I got, like, laid-off from my job working Sporc Squad for Beast Buy. My boss, Chordclak, was a total lamer... Anyway, that picture isn't the real clubhouse. My old girlfriend, Glanchorf, she drew that. I always told her that she should go to art school and stuff because, like, she was really talented and all, but she just kept working at Burgher King and eventually she dumped me for that lamer Chordclak. I kept the picture though, and decided to use it on this site.
And just in case you're reading this Chordclak, I'm gonna be rich and you suck.